#EAST GALLIFREY BORN AND RAISED ON THE VORTEX IS WHERE I SPENT MOST OF MY DAYS #TIME-TRAVELIN’ LEARNING ROBE-WEARING ALL COOL #BEING A TIME MASTER AFTER TIME SCHOOL #THEN A COUPLE OF DALEKS THEY WERE UP TO NO GOOD #TRYING TO START TROUBLE ON MY PLANET-HOOD #I GOT IN ONE LITTLE WAR AND RASSILION GOT SCARED #HE SAID ‘YOU’LL GET IN THAT BLUE BOX AND GET AWAY FROM HERE.’
I SET DOWN IN A JUNKYARD ‘ROUND 1963 AND I YELLED AT THE DALEKS TO QUIT FOLLOWIN’ ME. I LOOKED AT MY GRANDDAUGHTERxWE TRIED TO ASSIMILATE BUT DALEKS SAT ON MY THRONE SPOUTIN’ EXTERMINATE.xI WHISTLED TOWARD A PLANET AND WHEN IT CAME NEAR THE CONSOLE SAID ”EARTH” AND IT HAD BREATHABLE AIR. IF ANYTHING I COULD SAY THAT THIS PLACE WAS HUMANE. AND I THOUGHT YEAH LET’S GET IT. YO HOME TO TOTTERS LANE.x
I have died and this is heaven.
What I hate about being a girl:
- Period cramps
- Sore tits
- Mood swings
- Picking out outfits for the day
- Styling hair after showering
- Having a hard time running cause of your tits
- Making sure you don’t get pregnant
- Carrying the baby
- Being called a bitch, whore, hoe for no apparent reason
- Make sure you don’t get raped
- Having pedophiles hit on you
- Oh, and fancying the fuck out of someone that doesn’t know you exist on the earth.
I will forever reblog, honestly.
Jardin fleuris is a series representing the different ages of a woman. The first picture is called Virgin Soil, the second is called Mûres which means both “blackberries” and “mature” representing puberty and first periods, the third picture is called Broken Eggs. Broken eggs represent the loss of virginity in arts. The fourth photo is called Blossom in the Garden and represents a mother with her inner fertile garden.
- Virgin Soil
- Broken Eggs
- Blossom In The Garden
- Empty Nest
- Growing Seed
- Blooming Garden
- Sea/Mother Of Milk
First food gifset, something I’d like to try: Balloon Chocolate Bowls (x)
LIFE IS WONDERFUL
If you think about it, Facebook has not even reached the stage of Gif’s yet.
How can I express my feelings with no italics
It has not even got bold
And we need to talk about:
- Bullet points
I may as well
You can’t even put links into text
i hope im not only of the only people that clicked on the link ^
click it. now.
A tiny, beautiful thing.
Found primarily in Central America (Mexico through Panama), the glasswinged butterfly’s name in Spanish is Espejitos which translates as little mirrors. In certain lights, the translucent wing parts have a glossy, almost reflective quality to them that makes their Spanish name effectively accurate. Whether they’re seen as glass or mirrors, though, there’s something absolutely fascinating about the way these butterflies’ wings offer a surreal look at the environment around the insect. It’s like they’re tiny ornaments designed to draw the eye to the scenic appeal of nature.
Okay. Let me clear the fuck out of this shit, because it is REALLY pissing me off.
Psy was an extremely well-known, well-respected musician WELL before Gangnam Style was even fucking thought of. He’s one of the senior musicians of Korea and he gets a lot of respect for his fearless stages and the way he writes songs to say whatever the hell he wants and believes, regardless of the Korean public’s extremely judgmental eye. I’m so sick of the way he’s being treated all around the world ever since Gangnam Style went viral, he’s just being called here and there to do the dance and whatever and then being sent off like he’s just a comedy dud. When he came on Ellen, she didn’t even bother fucking introducing him, he had to interrupt and ask to introduce himself. He came out on stage and she literally just asked him to teach the dance before he even said anything. Like that is so flat out disrespectful are you kidding me.
Point being, before you ignorant ass little fucks decided he was the new laughingstock of the world and decided all on your own that he was just some annoying, talentless little comedy figure, get your fucking facts straight. Learn some respect, especially to the people that deserve/have already earned it.
SOMEONE FINALLY UNDERSTANDS PREACH IT
One thing that turns me away from liking Green Day anymore is the fact the Billie Joe acts like pop music is so horrible and that people who make pop music are talentless. And it’s funny because last time I checked GREEN DAY MAKES POP MUSIC. They’re pop-rock at best. So he should stop acting like a piece of shit who’s above everyone.
Guys. When the 11th doctor regenerates, they should name the episode:
“The Clock Strikes TWELVE”
Right guys? Right?
So how many people have to like this before it becomes canon.
What’d be even better is at some point in the episode a clock falls and hits the Doctor.
Literally, THE CLOCK STRIKES TWELVE
tim burton’s entire film career has been a slow, faltering, roundabout way of asking for a threesome
Reblogging for the caption.